Today was awesome! No, it really was. Stop staring at me like that..!So today starts out like a normal monday in the summer. Boring. I slept in and then signed on to AIM, where I encounter the lovely Kira. Kira and I talk about random things including Dragons, Cheese, and Coffee (a marvelous trio if you ask either of us). Then we decide it would be great to meet up, so I throw my "I just woke up" ass into the shower, (get dressed,) grab my HTML book (because she asked to borrow it), and head out the door.
On the bus ride over there, I encountered an interesting character. He caught sight of my HTML book, and started a conversation. Eventually he said, "I'm sorry to ask you so many questions, it's just that you rarely see a girl, much less a pretty one, with ANY kind of computer book." Yes, I am a computer nerd and proud.
So I arrive at my destination where I am supposed to meet Miss Kira, possibly one of the greatest places ever, Starbucks. As I walk up, I come to two realizations--The first being that there is some dude,"Bob" sitting at her table. The second being that she doesn't like this dude, and may even desire him to fall off the face of the Earth. But Kira's too nice to say such a thing.
So "Bob" straggles with us to our next destination...
So we go to Target, to pick put "cool fuzzy ball things" (crafts fuzz) to decorate her flute with.----Because she's in a parade, you pig. Yeah. I know what you were thinking.----
So she decided on what type of cool fuzzy ball things she wants, and adds some pipe cleaner in to boot, and we head off to our next location. Trevor's house.:)
And as we're walking there, we begin to discuss our plans for world domination. More on that later.
So we get to Trevor's house and we walk up to him and give him big hugs.... We were trying to make him think that we WEREN'T going to attack him, but alas, he was on to us, and proceeded to run away into his back yard. So in between chasing Trevor/trying to wrestle him to the ground, and soaking/getting soaked with a water gun, we all sat by Trevor's pond in his comfy yard chairs. --Except for "Bob". He sat on the ground, because we told him to.-- Miss Kira and I continue to talk about our plan for world domination, at which point Trevor says, "Well, hey.. I'll help you. As long as you keep me around, I'll help you." Good to know, good to know.
Eventually, it came time for the Lovely Kira to go home. So I ask Trevor if he wants to walk with her, but he's too emerged in trying to spray his neighbor kid with a hose, so I put my stuff in his house and walk with her part of the way myself. "Bob" finally straggles away, and Kira sighs in relief, and we proceed to talk about him for the whole 2 blocks I walked with her.
Then I walked back to Trevor's house and, after making the little kid leave(which was no easy feat), we got to spend some time together. Making out.:) But then I had to leave, and I was sad.
I had a good day, though. I want days like today to happen more often!
So... as I promised. The stuff about our world domination. Well, we decided that when we take over the world (which we will, have no doubt), we will rename a country (I think probably Canada) "Whatchamacallit". And the Capital City and the main street in the Capital City will both also be named Whatchamacallit. And they will make the best Whatchamacallit candy bars ever. And everyone will love them. Because we are the rulers of the world, and we said so.:)
And what inspired us to want to name a Country Whatchmacallit, you ask? Well, no, you didn't ask, but I'll tell you anyway, because you're my minions! Kira was on the phone with Trevor, and he had obviously just asked "Where are you?"
Kira:Uh... we're on 31st.. we just turned off of... uh... whatchamacallit? *Turns around to look at the street sign* Barton. We just turned off of Barton and we're on 31st....(Trevor said something.) Yeah,Ok....(Trevor said something.)Yeah, come outside. *Hangs up*
Me:*Laughs* Whatchamacallit! That's a great name for a street! We should change the name of a street to Whatchamacallit.
Kira:Why stop at a street? We can name a whole country Whatchamacallit when we take over the world. And then the main street will also be Whatchamacallit.
E:Yeah! And the Capital City, too!.......Of course, Whatchamacallit is also a candy bar....
K:And who better to make Whatchamacallit candy than Whatchamacallit?
So yeah, we're going to name a Country/City/ and Street Whatchamacallit. Hooray.
Damn, I wrote a damn book tonight. But don't worry. I'm done now.
( THIS IS COPYRIGTED TO ME! DON'T STEAL MY SHIT! OR I WILL COME AFTER YOU.)
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